Bike Magazine's Greg Randolph answers the following question in this month's issue: Why aren't there any downhill 29er bikes?
#1. Downhillers are not trendy metrosexuals wearing shants, chainlink jewelry and festooned with soon-to-be regretted tattoes related to bike exploits.
#2. By the time you put a DH tire on a 29er you would have to register it as a carnival attraction.
#3. The only thing worse than a 29er evangelist is a fixed-gear poser.
#4. The 29er is like parachute pants.
Now that's some funny shit right there.
6 comments:
you're just upset that there haven't been any confirmed reports of people on 29" wheels pooping their pants while riding!
....confirmed...maybe not, but they're out there.
What's the problem with 29er's? I take it you guys are against them?
29er = perfect size mountain bike unless you fit into one of these three categories... #1. you ride the lollypop train to work each day, #2. you 5'2" tall or less, #3. you routinely search out 3+ foot drops like Jenna Jameson searches for ball sandwiches
Jenna Doesn't search for ball sammiches. She sits there and waits for them.
El Grotto: Nothing wrong with 29ers...just a funny article.
29'ers are sweet! Not as sweet as the the Ellsworth Epiphany aka "Sword of Darkness" though and I am sure after Brad's CO Trip he would agree! Goodtimes!
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