Joke too horrible not to share...

A road walks into a bar. They're a few other roads there... a couple of massive freeways hanging out near the bar, a one-way street over at the jukebox, a couple of nice clean suburban lanes sharing laughs over a pitcher. In the corner is a really, skinny, wiry guy. He's talking to himself and twitching violently.

The road walks up to the bartender, orders a drink and asks, "Hey, what's the twitchy guy's problem?"

The bartender says, "Stay away from that guy. He's a cycle path."


Derek said...

Terrible Joke!... I dont get it actually but COOL!

El Grotto said...

Cycle Path = Psychopath. Huh. I get it. Wow.